We were at a wedding. There was a gentleman in Lederhosen.
My friend had to know why anyone would be wearing Lederhosen… in October… in Texas… at a wedding that had nothing to do with Germany… and it is still ridiculously HOT in October, in Texas…
Except, he didn’t ask “Why are you wearing Lederhosen?” He said, “I’ll bet you’d win in a slap dance competition…” (referring to the Lederhosen costume).
The Lederhosen gentleman heartily said, “People don’t usually challenge me to a slap dance!” and then showed us his hook-for-a-hand.
My friend, who was totally unphased, said, “Yup, I think you’d have the advantage.”