We were at a wedding. There was a gentleman in Lederhosen. My friend had to know why anyone would be wearing Lederhosen… in October… in Texas… at a wedding that had nothing to do with Germany… and it is still ridiculously HOT in October, in Texas… Except, he didn’t ask “Why are you wearing Lederhosen?” [...]
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I have a friend that can’t hire day laborers. When he approaches, they call him “Cat Food Man” and refuse to work for him. And really, it was all just a big misunderstanding. He didn’t know about proper day laborer etiquette. PSA: When haggling on a project, the inclusion of lunch is usually understood. So, [...]
I have a friend that coated himself in a protective layer of olive oil. He was protecting himself from the soap he was using to wash his house. Did you know people wash their houses? I had no idea. He said that coating oneself in olive oil works amazingly well as an anti-irritant, and that [...]
I have a friend that is very particular about food. Therefore, he has many rules. He has rules about freshness, food combinations and even a rule about casseroles. According to Rob, there are only 3 kinds of casseroles: 1. Green bean casserole 2. Lasagna 3. Enchiladas Any other casserole has been declared an abomination and [...]
“Did you watch the Academy Awards?” “No, because I was learning about Magic the gathering strategy, and about the Warhammer 40 something Universe with flame-throwing Nuns.” “Oh, but you don’t play those games… so your friend, the Gamer, was over?” “Yup. And now I know a tremendous amount about strategy for games that I don’t [...]
We had a party and some of our guests really enjoyed the hand-crafted margaritas. The party was great! We wrestled my Brazilian Jujitsu dummy, threw knives, played pinball and just had a great time. The next day, I had this conversation with Rob, who was discussing the events at the party. “So, why did she [...]
My friend Rob is a real stickler for food. We had a discussion about pecan pie for 72 minutes. He believes that there are only two kinds of pecan pie. Neither of which he will eat. 1. The “cake” version that contains eggs, and has a “cake-like” consistency. 2. The peanut brittle version, which is [...]